How should shareholders of automobile companies travel to annual general meeting?
By SHARE AUTO
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Original Dichotomy
If one's doorbell is giving shock on pressing, then one cant put a finger on it even though the problem is known.
Original Observation
An ENT doctor gives you a good HEARING, makes you pay through the NOSE for medicines to be washed down the THROAT.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Original Joke
There is a train called Bangalore mail from Chennai to Bangalore. So a flight to Bangalore should be called Bangalore Email...
Original Joke
Movie idea. Two brothers will seperate in Kumbh Mela. Normal story. Twist is that they will reunite in Gulf at DOBHAI.
Original Joke
Q) Which vegetable should be cut by scissors and not knife?
A) KATTIRIkai (Kattirikai = Brinjal in Tamil. Kattiri = Scissor in Tamil)
A) KATTIRIkai (Kattirikai = Brinjal in Tamil. Kattiri = Scissor in Tamil)
Original Market Research Joke
Incentives for CATI Survey: CATI ROLL
Incentives for CAPI Survey with recruitment criteia: FILTER KAAPI
Interview among crimilas would be done by PAPI method.
Incentives for CAPI Survey with recruitment criteia: FILTER KAAPI
Interview among crimilas would be done by PAPI method.
Original Joke
Q) Which two cricketers will never make a good partnership?
A) Suresh RAINa and SUNNY Gavaskar
A) Suresh RAINa and SUNNY Gavaskar
Original Joke
Original Business Strategy.
Q) Why will Unilever never make locks?
A) Because all of them are MULTILEVER. 6 or 7.
Q) Why will Unilever never make locks?
A) Because all of them are MULTILEVER. 6 or 7.
Original Joke
Breaking News. The name of corn is being changed to KORN in order to make it a K CEREAL
Original Joke
Why does passport application process take so long when it is needed for FOREIGN (Hindi foren) journeys?
Original Joke
Q) A missile was fired at a passenger plane. It hit but all people in aisle seats survived. Why?
A) It was a MissAisle
A) It was a MissAisle
Original Thought
Why are pen and pencil considered to be part of 'Stationery' when they do their work only when in motion?
Original Joke
Q) Why did one party clean polling booths and counting centres dueing elections?
A) They wanted to sweep the elections.
A) They wanted to sweep the elections.
Original Joke
Q) What does a mirror company CEO (Mr. Ray?) do after a bad year?
A) Look in the mirror. REFLECT on the situation in order to SHINE in the future.
A) Look in the mirror. REFLECT on the situation in order to SHINE in the future.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Original Joke
Q) Which type of people have the best General Knowledge?
A) Electricians. They know a lot about ‘Current’ Affairs
A) Electricians. They know a lot about ‘Current’ Affairs
Original Joke
Q) What should be the research methodology for a market research on power plant?
A) The study should be done in ‘Three Phases’
A) The study should be done in ‘Three Phases’
Original Joke
Q) Where did Sridhar go for mangroves sightseeing?
A) He went to a good bakery to see ‘Sundar’’Buns’
A) He went to a good bakery to see ‘Sundar’’Buns’
Original Joke
Q) What vegetables do low profile, quiet, ‘I will sit in one corner quietly’ type individuals like have?
A) Low Key (Lauki or Bottle Gourd) subji
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Original Joke
Q) When a bus breaks down, why do people in other buses not come out to help?
A) Because “Who unke ‘bus’ main nahin hai”
A) Because “Who unke ‘bus’ main nahin hai”
Original Joke
Q) Why is lemon juice cheap and associated with the masses?
A) Because it is for the ‘layman’ on the streets.
A) Because it is for the ‘layman’ on the streets.
Original Joke
Q) Rotis made in India and other developing countries are typically of which flavour?
A) Rose Flavour. Because ‘Rozey Roti Kaa Sawaal Hai’
A) Rose Flavour. Because ‘Rozey Roti Kaa Sawaal Hai’
Original Joke
Q) What happens when one is not able to go to Gym for many days continuously?
A) Your workout is not working out.
A) Your workout is not working out.
Original Joke
Q) Man got full body X-Ray done. The X-Ray showed only one hand and not the other. Why?
A) Because it was a second hand machine.
A) Because it was a second hand machine.
Original Joke
Q) You cannot find any goats in Bali, Indonesia. Why?
A) Because they are already ‘Bali ka Bakra’
A) Because they are already ‘Bali ka Bakra’
Original Joke
Q) Where should all education and training institutes conduct classes?
A) Inside Pick-up Trucks like Tata 207. Then students will pick-up things easily.
A) Inside Pick-up Trucks like Tata 207. Then students will pick-up things easily.
Original Recession Joke
Q) This summer, despite the heat one thing has remained frozen. What?
A) Recruitments
A) Recruitments
Original Joke
Q) In Tamil Nadu, while playing carom, people don’t use Boric Acid, they use Chilly Powder. Why?
A) Chilly Powder = Hot & Spicy = Kaaram in Tamil language
A) Chilly Powder = Hot & Spicy = Kaaram in Tamil language
Original Joke
Q) We are planning to recruit a person called ‘Jim’ at our office. Why?
A) Then we can brag that we have ‘Gym’ in office.
A) Then we can brag that we have ‘Gym’ in office.
Original Joke
A business conglomerate called Black Hole Group of Companies…
Black Hole Warehousing Pvt. Ltd.: You can send stuff to store but won’t get it back
Black Hole Bank: You can deposit money but can’t withdraw
Black Hole Hotel: As the famous lines go…. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave
Black Hole Warehousing Pvt. Ltd.: You can send stuff to store but won’t get it back
Black Hole Bank: You can deposit money but can’t withdraw
Black Hole Hotel: As the famous lines go…. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave
Cpaitalism at its best?
Just as I was digging into a Rs. 212 + plus tax veg submarine in an airport cafe in India.... visible through the glass of the airport building was the sight of construction workers balancing themselves on what looked like highly unsafe scaffolding. Does an airport become world class only by the expensive granite used, number of shops, number of terminals and the short length of queues? Does it not matter how the airport was built? Will it be any surprise if these construction workers feel frustrated with their plight when others are enjoying themselves inside? And would it be any surprise if one day, one of them revolt?
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