Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Original Joke

Q) When a bus breaks down, why do people in other buses not come out to help?

A) Because “Who unke ‘bus’ main nahin hai”

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Q) Why is lemon juice cheap and associated with the masses?

A) Because it is for the ‘layman’ on the streets.

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Q) Rotis made in India and other developing countries are typically of which flavour?

A) Rose Flavour. Because ‘Rozey Roti Kaa Sawaal Hai’

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“Pant Nagar” in Uttarakhand is emerging as India’s leading industrial ‘belt’!

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Q) What happens when one is not able to go to Gym for many days continuously?

A) Your workout is not working out.

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Q) Man got full body X-Ray done. The X-Ray showed only one hand and not the other. Why?

A) Because it was a second hand machine.

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Q) You cannot find any goats in Bali, Indonesia. Why?

A) Because they are already ‘Bali ka Bakra’

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Q) Where should all education and training institutes conduct classes?

A) Inside Pick-up Trucks like Tata 207. Then students will pick-up things easily.

Original Recession Joke

Q) This summer, despite the heat one thing has remained frozen. What?

A) Recruitments

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Q) In Tamil Nadu, while playing carom, people don’t use Boric Acid, they use Chilly Powder. Why?

A) Chilly Powder = Hot & Spicy = Kaaram in Tamil language

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Q) We are planning to recruit a person called ‘Jim’ at our office. Why?

A) Then we can brag that we have ‘Gym’ in office.

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Q) Why is life full of meaning?

A) Because yeh ‘matlabi’ duniya hai

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A business conglomerate called Black Hole Group of Companies…

Black Hole Warehousing Pvt. Ltd.: You can send stuff to store but won’t get it back

Black Hole Bank: You can deposit money but can’t withdraw

Black Hole Hotel: As the famous lines go…. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave

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Q) What should be the name of a Marathi electrician?
A) Mr. Powar

Cpaitalism at its best?

Just as I was digging into a Rs. 212 + plus tax veg submarine in an airport cafe in India.... visible through the glass of the airport building was the sight of construction workers balancing themselves on what looked like highly unsafe scaffolding. Does an airport become world class only by the expensive granite used, number of shops, number of terminals and the short length of queues? Does it not matter how the airport was built? Will it be any surprise if these construction workers feel frustrated with their plight when others are enjoying themselves inside? And would it be any surprise if one day, one of them revolt?