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There is a train called Bangalore mail from Chennai to Bangalore. So a flight to Bangalore should be called Bangalore Email...

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The seconds hand is actually the THIRD hand on a clock!

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Movie idea. Two brothers will seperate in Kumbh Mela. Normal story. Twist is that they will reunite in Gulf at DOBHAI.

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Q) What shoes do thieves wear while stealing?

A) SNEAKers

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Q) What did employee say to boss on quitting?

A) It was a PRESSURE working with you.

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Are more kangaroos born in LEAP year?

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Q) Which vegetable should be cut by scissors and not knife?

A) KATTIRIkai (Kattirikai = Brinjal in Tamil. Kattiri = Scissor in Tamil)

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Should Patchadi (Tamil) be called Whiteadi because of its colour?

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Was PANNAMA (Tamil) canal ever completed?

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Q) What do you call a tree which grows without sunlight?

A) AUTO VRIKSHAA (Hindi)

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Incentives for CATI Survey: CATI ROLL
Incentives for CAPI Survey with recruitment criteia: FILTER KAAPI
Interview among crimilas would be done by PAPI method.

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Q) Which two cricketers will never make a good partnership?

A) Suresh RAINa and SUNNY Gavaskar

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Q) Why is a football GOAL (Hindi) post rectangular?

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Q) Why will Unilever never make locks?

A) Because all of them are MULTILEVER. 6 or 7.

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Breaking News. The name of corn is being changed to KORN in order to make it a K CEREAL

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Why does passport application process take so long when it is needed for FOREIGN (Hindi foren) journeys?

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Q) A missile was fired at a passenger plane. It hit but all people in aisle seats survived. Why?

A) It was a MissAisle

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Why are pen and pencil considered to be part of 'Stationery' when they do their work only when in motion?

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Q) What do you call a happenoing railway porter?

A) A 'Qewl'ie

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Q) Why did one party clean polling booths and counting centres dueing elections?

A) They wanted to sweep the elections.

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Q) What does a mirror company CEO (Mr. Ray?) do after a bad year?

A) Look in the mirror. REFLECT on the situation in order to SHINE in the future.

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Q) What do you call a defective mirror?

A) A Merror

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Q) What do you call a naxal cat?

A) A Meowist

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Does an allopathic doctor practicing from home become a 'homeo' doctor?

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Q) How do kangaroos and rabbits wish each other Happy Diwali?

A) 'HOP'PY DIWALI

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Competition for best dish using peas should get Nobel Peas Prize.