Monday, February 8, 2010
Original Joke
Q) How do you know if a pet is religious or not?
A) Simple. The more it eats the more religious it is. Since it is doing PET POOJA....
A) Simple. The more it eats the more religious it is. Since it is doing PET POOJA....
Original Joke
Q) Why did CFO print financial results on back of his shirt after posting record profits?
A) Because he wanted to give himself a PAT (Profit aAfter Tax) on the back.
A) Because he wanted to give himself a PAT (Profit aAfter Tax) on the back.
Original Joke
Q) What was the main dish served in canteen of dance festival?
A) Mexican NACHOS (Dance in Hindi)
A) Mexican NACHOS (Dance in Hindi)
Original Joke
New Super Hero called MANGOMAN. Or Aam Aadmi (Common Man) in Hindi. He will eat Mango and save common man from day to day issues like inflation, healthcare, education etc.
Original Market Research Joke
Q) What will be excluded from market research reports made by an unethical research company?
A) Mean. Because for an unethical firm the MEANS dont matter.
A) Mean. Because for an unethical firm the MEANS dont matter.
Original Joke
There are some professions where PRESSURE is required for performing properly.....
Chef & Clothes Ironing
Chef & Clothes Ironing
Original Company Policy
During monsoon there would be no SUNday. All employees to report to office. Same applies for all cloudy days. Exception: Anyone with the name Sunny, Kiran, Surya etc. are allowed to bunk office and play Hide and Seek on that day.
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