Original Observation

For Moolah 1

Original Joke

Fruits kept in fridge for a long time are also dry fruits.

Original Joke

Q) Why do tennis players not take any responsibility?

A) Because they are experts at putting ball in other's court.

Original Email Disclaimer

The info in the mail is confidential and may be legally privileged. If you are not the addressee then kill yourself. Anything happens because of this mail its your fault. All the best.

Original Joke

Q) Who should be incharge of spectrum auction from now on?

A) Cricketer 'Ray Price' of Zimbabwe

Original Observation

Are dogs inside gated community apartment complexes stray dogs?

Original Element

Subramanium. Discovered in Tamil Nadu.

Original Joke

Fake pilots are being caught in India. Okay, but what about fake plane............... ATR

Original Joke

Q) What did papa lizard say to spoilt son?

A) Son, we are always up against the wall So keep your feet on the ground.

Original Joke

CBI is looking to get more evidence on 2G from 'G-mail' and 'G-talk'.

Original Observation

IPL = Indian Prolonged League

Original Observation

We put OUT OF OFFICE AUTO REPLY on our office ID. Why dont we put OUT OF HOME AUTO REPLY on our personal ID?

Original Real Estate Investor

I have great love for my country and motherland. So I invest in real estate.

Original Observation

Buttermilk at airport: 70 rupees
Nimbooz at airport: 50 rupees
2 idlis at airport: 70 rupees
Full stomach at airport: Priceless

Original Observation

In airline announcements in India, they address men and women as 'devion' aur 'sajjano' (Goddess and Gentlmen) and not 'devion' and 'devtaaon' (Goddess and God).

Original Joke

Q) Why did magician have bad day at show?

A) he was dis-'illusioned' with life.

Original Joke

I am on holiday everyday. I prefer homestays.

Original TV Show

INDIA'S GOT HARD WORK

Participants would be made to work hard, thats all.

Original TV Show

BIG BOSS CORPORATE EDITION
Employees to be kept in office for days together. Cant go home. Only work all day.

Original Joke

Q) Which animal will not watch 'Zindagi Na milegi Dobara'?

A) Cat. Maybe it will watch in its 9th life.

Original Observation

Dance items retail stores should have 'Aadi' sale throughout the year.

Original Domain Name

New domain name for spiritual websites.

.calm

Original Observation

DOUBLE DIP used to be associated with good things like chocolate. Now it means recession...

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Q) Why do painters dont have many close friends?

A) Because they know where to draw the line.

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Q) What do you call a fat CEO?

A) Head Poncho

Original New Product

Similar to sensitivity relief toothpase, there needs to be a sensitivity relief soap. It will make user immune to everything.

Original Observation

VICE is immoral or wicked behaviour. Then why is VICE PRESIDENT such a favoured designation?

Original Observation

There are General Managers. Why are theere no Specific Managers?

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Since Indians have made significant contributions to use of ZERO mathematics, here's dedicating a song based on a new ad from a two wheeler company.... HUM MAIN HAI ZEROOOOOO.....

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Mumbai Indians allowed to play 5 foreign players. If there is one more injury to an Indian player they might rename the team Mumbai Foreigners.

Original Question

There is Nungambakkam High Road, Poonamallee High Road in Chennai? Why are there no Low Roads?

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Q) What will happen if Hard Rock Cafe serves idli?

A) Wont be successful. Hard Rock Idli is not a good idea.

Original Observation

Everyone wears genes all the time.