Original Joke

Q) What happens when one is not able to go to loo for long time?

A) URO zone crisis.

Original Joke

Q) Why do good musical instruments cost high?

A) Because they make a sound investment.

Original Joke

Q) Which advanced feature is available in airport tarmac bus but not in airplane?

A) Central Locking

Original Joke

Q) What do you get when one gives a horse less oats?

A) 'Oat-a-kum' (Camel in Tamil)

Original Joke

Mining explosives cost a bomb.

Original Observation

Accupuncture = Grand Pricks