Original Observation

A pizza chain advertising its pulao. Pizza has been cornered. 

Original Observation

If we believe car ads, our roads are silky smooth, spic and span and have French architecture. 

Original Joke

I have done money laundering. Currency notes left in trouser pocket got washed in machine, dried and ironed. 

Original Observation

With good food, one attains salivation. 

Original Observation

Lufthansa advertising fully flat beds in business class.

Indian Railways provides those in all classes of overnight travel. 

Original Observations

Before the LGs, Samsungs, Hyundais of the world there were Made in Korea nail cutters in India. 

Original Observation

Mutual Funds are subject to market risks. Please read our 248 page font size 4 document carefully before investing. 

Original Observation (Tamil)

Fish sellers are also statistics sellers.

Meenu Meenoi. 

Original Observation

Q) What was the notice outside fencing competition venue?

A) Trespassers will be prosecuted. 

Original Observation

Higgs Boson discovered. Its official, your mass is not your fault. 

Original Joke

New Law of 'Motion'

Every input has an equally digested output. 

Original Observation

Price of 10 ml of artificial tear drops of a particular brand is Rs. 135. There is no need to buy it, just see the price, tears will come.  

Original law

If one has 'L' sticker on car for more than 6 months, then sticker should be changed to 'NL' = Not Learning.

Original Observation

Given recent petrol price hike, people will increasingly ask 'Kya leti hai'instead of 'Kitna deti hai''.

Original Joke

Q) Why is ready made dough a bad idea?

A) Because you really don't knead it. 

Original Observation

Nowadays, early to bed and early to rise means catching a flight.

Original Joke

Q) What do you do if you need an external hard drive?

A) Inflate bike/car tyres to abnormally high pressure. When you ride it, its an external hard drive.

Original Observation

We have many hand-loom expos. But no power-loom expos.

Are malls permanent power-loom expos?

Original Observation

Written on back of van: 'Non a/c'

Non in Tamil and a/c in English. It reads like 'I am a/c' in Tamil. Its not clear if vehicle is a/c or non a.c.

Original Observation

Why does jiyo-graphy have so many die-agrams?

Original Joke

Awesome = Very Good

Awful = Very Bad

When there is some 'Aw' its very good and when there is lot of 'Aw' its very bad. Summary: Too much of something is bad.

Original Observation

A visitor badge at companies always hangs with printed portion towards the body. Any attempt to change the orientation doesn't work.

Original Joke

Q) What should be the world's tallest restaurant dish?

A) Egg-Al-Burji

Original Observation

For 'building' enquiries for this land, please 'contract'!

Victoria Jubilee Museum, Vijayawada Photos

Vijayawada Victoria Jubilee Museum

Original Joke

Q) What was karma yogis response to question 'how are you doing'?

A) I am doing.

Original Observation

Important lesson in life from airport cab driver. Other see speed breakers as hindrance and slow down. My driver sees them as opportunity to fly. Quite appropriate for an 'airport' cab'.

Original Joke

Q) What do you call the phenomenon of lack of water in tender coconut?

A) The 'Elenino' effect. (Tamil language and El-Nino knowledge required to understand!)

Original Joke

Q) What do students of rock music class do if teacher is bad?

A) Head Banging

Original Joke

Q) What do students of Indian classical music do to freshers?

A) 'Raag'ing