Monday, February 8, 2010

Original Joke

Q) What was the main dish served in canteen of dance festival?

A) Mexican NACHOS (Dance in Hindi)

Original Joke

New Super Hero called MANGOMAN. Or Aam Aadmi (Common Man) in Hindi. He will eat Mango and save common man from day to day issues like inflation, healthcare, education etc.

Original Thought

Carpenters get paid for screwing things up...

Original Market Research Joke

Q) What will be excluded from market research reports made by an unethical research company?

A) Mean. Because for an unethical firm the MEANS dont matter.

Original Joke

There are some professions where PRESSURE is required for performing properly.....

Chef & Clothes Ironing

Original Company Policy

During monsoon there would be no SUNday. All employees to report to office. Same applies for all cloudy days. Exception: Anyone with the name Sunny, Kiran, Surya etc. are allowed to bunk office and play Hide and Seek on that day.

Original Joke

Q) Why did batsman play wearing watch?

A) He wanted to improve his timing.