Monday, June 18, 2012

Original Observation

Price of 10 ml of artificial tear drops of a particular brand is Rs. 135. There is no need to buy it, just see the price, tears will come.  

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Original law

If one has 'L' sticker on car for more than 6 months, then sticker should be changed to 'NL' = Not Learning.

Original Observation

Given recent petrol price hike, people will increasingly ask 'Kya leti hai'instead of 'Kitna deti hai''.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Original Joke

Q) Why is ready made dough a bad idea?

A) Because you really don't knead it. 

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Original Observation

Nowadays, early to bed and early to rise means catching a flight.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Original Joke

Q) What do you do if you need an external hard drive?

A) Inflate bike/car tyres to abnormally high pressure. When you ride it, its an external hard drive.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Original Observation

We have many hand-loom expos. But no power-loom expos.

Are malls permanent power-loom expos?