Friday, November 13, 2009

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There is a train called Bangalore mail from Chennai to Bangalore. So a flight to Bangalore should be called Bangalore Email...

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The seconds hand is actually the THIRD hand on a clock!

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Movie idea. Two brothers will seperate in Kumbh Mela. Normal story. Twist is that they will reunite in Gulf at DOBHAI.

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Q) What shoes do thieves wear while stealing?

A) SNEAKers

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Q) What did employee say to boss on quitting?

A) It was a PRESSURE working with you.

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Are more kangaroos born in LEAP year?

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Q) Which vegetable should be cut by scissors and not knife?

A) KATTIRIkai (Kattirikai = Brinjal in Tamil. Kattiri = Scissor in Tamil)