Original tamil joke

Q) Why cant any South Indian chutney be displayed in a museum?

A) Because in a museum, things are not to be touched and all chutneys are for TOTTUKA.

Original observation

If there is a watch which speaks out the time will it be called WATCH or HEAR?

Original joke

Q) How can a watchman protect something without being present?

A) He can simply KEEP A WATCH on it.

Original joke

Do we appreciate an accountant who knows all the rules of depreciation?

Original joke

Alphonso mango is not an AAM AAM.

Original motor law

If someone has 'L' sticker for more than 6 months, then sticker should be changed to 'NL' = Not Learning.

Original joke

Q) Why should court buildings not have terrace?

A) Because no one should be above the law.