Pense ('Think' in French)

Monday, July 16, 2012

Higgs Boson discovered. Its official, your mass is not your fault.

New Law of 'Motion'

Every input has an equally digested output.

Price of 10 ml of artificial tear drops of a particular brand is Rs. 135. There is no need to buy it, just see the price, tears will come.

If one has 'L' sticker on car for more than 6 months, then sticker should be changed to 'NL' = Not Learning.

Given recent petrol price hike, people will increasingly ask 'Kya leti hai'instead of 'Kitna deti hai''.

Q) Why is ready made dough a bad idea?

A) Because you really don't knead it.

Nowadays, early to bed and early to rise means catching a flight.