Saturday, November 10, 2012

Original Joke

I have done money laundering. Currency notes left in trouser pocket got washed in machine, dried and ironed. 

Original Observation

With good food, one attains salivation. 

Original Observation

Lufthansa advertising fully flat beds in business class.

Indian Railways provides those in all classes of overnight travel. 

Original Observations

Before the LGs, Samsungs, Hyundais of the world there were Made in Korea nail cutters in India. 

Original Observation

Mutual Funds are subject to market risks. Please read our 248 page font size 4 document carefully before investing. 

Original Observation (Tamil)

Fish sellers are also statistics sellers.

Meenu Meenoi. 

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Original Observation

Q) What was the notice outside fencing competition venue?

A) Trespassers will be prosecuted.