Wednesday, December 23, 2009

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How should shareholders of automobile companies travel to annual general meeting?

By SHARE AUTO

Original Thought

Should migratory birds be allowed in 'National' parks?

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What do you call a museum on cat?

A Meowseum

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Only bald lawyers need a will. All others already have legal 'hair'

Original Name

Lemon Juice should be called WATERLEMON.

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In case of serious toe injury do not call Ambulance, call a 'toe' vehicle.

Original Observation

Nursery Rhyme in cold places.

Jack Got Chill Going Up The Hill....

Original Dichotomy

If one's doorbell is giving shock on pressing, then one cant put a finger on it even though the problem is known.

Original Observation

An ENT doctor gives you a good HEARING, makes you pay through the NOSE for medicines to be washed down the THROAT.

Original Joke

Q) Where should sales staff have their annual conferences?
A) At Pushkar in Rajasthan

Friday, November 13, 2009

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There is a train called Bangalore mail from Chennai to Bangalore. So a flight to Bangalore should be called Bangalore Email...

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The seconds hand is actually the THIRD hand on a clock!

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Movie idea. Two brothers will seperate in Kumbh Mela. Normal story. Twist is that they will reunite in Gulf at DOBHAI.

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Q) What shoes do thieves wear while stealing?

A) SNEAKers

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Q) What did employee say to boss on quitting?

A) It was a PRESSURE working with you.

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Are more kangaroos born in LEAP year?

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Q) Which vegetable should be cut by scissors and not knife?

A) KATTIRIkai (Kattirikai = Brinjal in Tamil. Kattiri = Scissor in Tamil)

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Should Patchadi (Tamil) be called Whiteadi because of its colour?

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Was PANNAMA (Tamil) canal ever completed?

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Q) What do you call a tree which grows without sunlight?

A) AUTO VRIKSHAA (Hindi)

Original Market Research Joke

Incentives for CATI Survey: CATI ROLL
Incentives for CAPI Survey with recruitment criteia: FILTER KAAPI
Interview among crimilas would be done by PAPI method.

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Q) Which two cricketers will never make a good partnership?

A) Suresh RAINa and SUNNY Gavaskar

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Q) Why is a football GOAL (Hindi) post rectangular?

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Original Business Strategy.

Q) Why will Unilever never make locks?

A) Because all of them are MULTILEVER. 6 or 7.

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Breaking News. The name of corn is being changed to KORN in order to make it a K CEREAL

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Why does passport application process take so long when it is needed for FOREIGN (Hindi foren) journeys?

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Q) A missile was fired at a passenger plane. It hit but all people in aisle seats survived. Why?

A) It was a MissAisle

Original Thought

Why are pen and pencil considered to be part of 'Stationery' when they do their work only when in motion?

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Q) What do you call a happenoing railway porter?

A) A 'Qewl'ie

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Q) Why did one party clean polling booths and counting centres dueing elections?

A) They wanted to sweep the elections.

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Q) What does a mirror company CEO (Mr. Ray?) do after a bad year?

A) Look in the mirror. REFLECT on the situation in order to SHINE in the future.

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Q) What do you call a defective mirror?

A) A Merror

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Q) What do you call a naxal cat?

A) A Meowist

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Does an allopathic doctor practicing from home become a 'homeo' doctor?

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Q) How do kangaroos and rabbits wish each other Happy Diwali?

A) 'HOP'PY DIWALI

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Competition for best dish using peas should get Nobel Peas Prize.

Monday, October 12, 2009

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Q) What should be the name of a Marathi electrician?

A) Mr. Powar

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Q) Which type of people have the best General Knowledge?

A) Electricians. They know a lot about ‘Current’ Affairs

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Q) What should be the research methodology for a market research on power plant?

A) The study should be done in ‘Three Phases’

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Q) Where did Sridhar go for mangroves sightseeing?

A) He went to a good bakery to see ‘Sundar’’Buns’

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Q) What vegetables do low profile, quiet, ‘I will sit in one corner quietly’ type individuals like have?

A) Low Key (Lauki or Bottle Gourd) subji

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

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Q) When a bus breaks down, why do people in other buses not come out to help?

A) Because “Who unke ‘bus’ main nahin hai”

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Q) Why is lemon juice cheap and associated with the masses?

A) Because it is for the ‘layman’ on the streets.

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Q) Rotis made in India and other developing countries are typically of which flavour?

A) Rose Flavour. Because ‘Rozey Roti Kaa Sawaal Hai’

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“Pant Nagar” in Uttarakhand is emerging as India’s leading industrial ‘belt’!

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Q) What happens when one is not able to go to Gym for many days continuously?

A) Your workout is not working out.

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Q) Man got full body X-Ray done. The X-Ray showed only one hand and not the other. Why?

A) Because it was a second hand machine.

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Q) You cannot find any goats in Bali, Indonesia. Why?

A) Because they are already ‘Bali ka Bakra’

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Q) Where should all education and training institutes conduct classes?

A) Inside Pick-up Trucks like Tata 207. Then students will pick-up things easily.

Original Recession Joke

Q) This summer, despite the heat one thing has remained frozen. What?

A) Recruitments

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Q) In Tamil Nadu, while playing carom, people don’t use Boric Acid, they use Chilly Powder. Why?

A) Chilly Powder = Hot & Spicy = Kaaram in Tamil language

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Q) We are planning to recruit a person called ‘Jim’ at our office. Why?

A) Then we can brag that we have ‘Gym’ in office.

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Q) Why is life full of meaning?

A) Because yeh ‘matlabi’ duniya hai

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A business conglomerate called Black Hole Group of Companies…

Black Hole Warehousing Pvt. Ltd.: You can send stuff to store but won’t get it back

Black Hole Bank: You can deposit money but can’t withdraw

Black Hole Hotel: As the famous lines go…. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave

Original Joke

Q) What should be the name of a Marathi electrician?
A) Mr. Powar

Cpaitalism at its best?

Just as I was digging into a Rs. 212 + plus tax veg submarine in an airport cafe in India.... visible through the glass of the airport building was the sight of construction workers balancing themselves on what looked like highly unsafe scaffolding. Does an airport become world class only by the expensive granite used, number of shops, number of terminals and the short length of queues? Does it not matter how the airport was built? Will it be any surprise if these construction workers feel frustrated with their plight when others are enjoying themselves inside? And would it be any surprise if one day, one of them revolt?