Thursday, March 4, 2010

Original tamil joke

Q) Why cant any South Indian chutney be displayed in a museum?

A) Because in a museum, things are not to be touched and all chutneys are for TOTTUKA.

Original observation

If there is a watch which speaks out the time will it be called WATCH or HEAR?

Original joke

Q) How can a watchman protect something without being present?

A) He can simply KEEP A WATCH on it.

Original joke

Do we appreciate an accountant who knows all the rules of depreciation?

Original joke

Alphonso mango is not an AAM AAM.

Original motor law

If someone has 'L' sticker for more than 6 months, then sticker should be changed to 'NL' = Not Learning.

Original joke

Q) Why should court buildings not have terrace?

A) Because no one should be above the law.

Original joke

Q) What is the difference between lawyers and lovers?

A) Lawyers go to court. Lovers court each other.

Original joke

Q) Why was there too much noise outside sports goods factory?

A) Because they were making a RACQUET.

Original joke

Q) Why do rabbit farm owners love their job?

A) Because its a HARE RAISING experience.

Original joke

Q) Why did batsman play wearing watch?

A) To get the timing right.

Original thought

When parliaments are dissolved, are they dissolved in water, oil or any other solvent?

Original Joke

Q) Which are the forest's most untrusted animals?

A) Fly by night operators like owl, bat etc.

Breaking news

BT Brinjal not to be introduced in India. However, some people protest. They want Brinjal BT to be banned instead.... Baingan BharTa

Original Joke

Q) Why do most people take East Coast Road (ECR) from Chennai to Pondicherry?

A) Because it is the 'easier' route.

Original thought

A sea plane never makes a landing. It makes a watering. A plane taking off from a warship makes a shipping on return.

Original Joke

Q) Why is there a big market for economy class flight travel in India?

A) Because India is a growing 'economy'.

Original Joke

Q) Why was an old rabbit black in colour?

A) Rabbit tried to hide age by applying HARE colour

Original thought

Is 'Urgentina' part of 'Latein America'?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Original thought

Since there are so many cabinet ministers, why is there no ministry of furniture?

Original thought

Why does something called a 'Miss'ile supposed to hit the target?

Original business joke

Q) Why did Saint Gobain decide to locate its plant in Sriperumbudur?

A) Because it is near 'Kaanch'ipuram (Hindi)

Original Joke

Q) Why were the curtains not drawn before the concert?

A) Because they were embroidered.

Original Joke

Q) Why was there no curtain raiser for a concert?

A) Because the curtains opened sideways.

Original Joke

You can be heartbroken if you have a heart of gold or stonehearted. In most other cases your heart will be torn because it is made of soft tissue.