Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Original Joke

How should shareholders of automobile companies travel to annual general meeting?

By SHARE AUTO

Original Thought

Should migratory birds be allowed in 'National' parks?

Original Joke

What do you call a museum on cat?

A Meowseum

Original Joke

Only bald lawyers need a will. All others already have legal 'hair'

Original Name

Lemon Juice should be called WATERLEMON.

Original Joke

In case of serious toe injury do not call Ambulance, call a 'toe' vehicle.

Original Observation

Nursery Rhyme in cold places.

Jack Got Chill Going Up The Hill....

Original Dichotomy

If one's doorbell is giving shock on pressing, then one cant put a finger on it even though the problem is known.

Original Observation

An ENT doctor gives you a good HEARING, makes you pay through the NOSE for medicines to be washed down the THROAT.

Original Joke

Q) Where should sales staff have their annual conferences?
A) At Pushkar in Rajasthan