Original Observation

During Diwali, Indian sweets sell like 'hot cakes'.

Original Joke

Q) What is the good part about cold?

A) People think you are chilled out.

Original Joke

Q) What is the good part about fever?

A) People think you are hot.

Original Joke

Airlines should serve only PLANE dosa, roti, sandwich etc. on board.

Original ATR Jokes

In case of bad weather, An ATR can cover the journey by road.
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Q) What do you get if you remove the 2 wings and fans from an ATR
A) A Van
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Q) What do you do if you feel cold while traveling in a ATR?

A) Ask air hostess to switch off the fans outside.
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Q) Why do you need cotton while traveling in an ATR?

A) To keep out the noise.
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An ATR does not suffer from bird hits as they fly lower than them!
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No matter how many jokes are made on ATR, they will always have two big fans.

Original Joke

Announcement in plane: We will now demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft. In case of emergency, please scream and pray to god. Thank you.

Original Observation

Superman wears overwear.

Original Joke

Q) A vegetarian was in fowl mood? What did he do?

A) He ate chicken.