Thursday, November 11, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Original ATR Jokes
In case of bad weather, An ATR can cover the journey by road.
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Q) What do you get if you remove the 2 wings and fans from an ATR
A) A Van
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Q) What do you do if you feel cold while traveling in a ATR?
A) Ask air hostess to switch off the fans outside.
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Q) Why do you need cotton while traveling in an ATR?
A) To keep out the noise.
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An ATR does not suffer from bird hits as they fly lower than them!
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No matter how many jokes are made on ATR, they will always have two big fans.
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Q) What do you get if you remove the 2 wings and fans from an ATR
A) A Van
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Q) What do you do if you feel cold while traveling in a ATR?
A) Ask air hostess to switch off the fans outside.
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Q) Why do you need cotton while traveling in an ATR?
A) To keep out the noise.
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An ATR does not suffer from bird hits as they fly lower than them!
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No matter how many jokes are made on ATR, they will always have two big fans.
Original Joke
Announcement in plane: We will now demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft. In case of emergency, please scream and pray to god. Thank you.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Thimphu-Bagdogra Flight: Mountains & Clouds...
Flight Out of Thimphu: Snow Clad Mountains Seen From Plane.
Flight out of Thimphu: Snow Clad Mountains Seen From Plane
Paro Valley: From Plane
Thimphu-Bagdogra Flight taking U-turn at Paro Valley
Thimphu-Bagdogra Flight taking U-turn at Paro Valley
Flight Out of Thimphu: Crossing Mountain Shortly After Take-Off!
Drukair Plane...
Paro Airport, Near Thimphu
Bhutanese Kitty Kat...
Bhutanese Kitty Kat...
Dog at BBS Tower. Enjoying the View.
Thimphu Valley. View From BBS Tower.
Takin, Bhutan National Animal
Takin (National Animal of Bhutan) Preserve Entrance
Parliament Buildings, Thimphu
Sunlight somewhere, Shade somwhere!
Gross National Happiness, Bhutan
National Memorial, Thimphu
Dog in the streets, Thimphu
Birds at Clock Tower, Thimphu
Thimphu Clock Tower
Thimphu Square, Pigeons
Dochula Pass, Sunset
Dochula Pass
Dochula Pass Sunset
Mountains viewed from Dochula Pass
Thimphu-Phuntsholing Highway, Sunset
Thimphu-Phuntsholing Highway, Sunset
Thimphu-Phuntsholing Highway Sunset
Thimphu-Phontsholing Highway
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Non Original Sentence Found on Internet
I will hit you so hard even Google will not be able to find you.
Original Movie
Q) What movie could be made on a kid who likes to snore while sleeping?
A) KHARRATE (Hindi) Kid
A) KHARRATE (Hindi) Kid
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Original Joke
Q) What juice do positive thinking people drink?
A) MODULI JUICE. Moduli = Pomegranate in Tamil.
A) MODULI JUICE. Moduli = Pomegranate in Tamil.
Original Innovation
A new device for hair growth. It will be called HAIRING AID. All other details to be worked out soon.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Original Complicated Promotional Idea
Free hair conditioner with shampoo offer. But with twist. All hair conditioner bottles will have brand name 'etched' on the bottle. Only few bottles will have brand name printed. Those who get the printed version will win an AC. Because the hair conditioner is without the 'etch'.
Original HR Motivational Idea
Those who work till late in night for more than 50% of the days will be offered NIGHTHOOD by the company. Their names will be preceded by OWL or BAT in the visiting card.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Original Joke
When one is confident in a presentation, ask for the projector screen to be removed. So that the writing is on the wall.
Original Joke
Q) Why do ducks find it difficult to cure themselves of diseases?
A) Because they think that quacks are qualified duck doctors.
A) Because they think that quacks are qualified duck doctors.
Original Joke
A cricketer decided to switch over to athletics. During a major 400 metre event, the cricketer got injured and asked for a 'runner'.
Original Joke
Cricket selectors should hire magicians as bowling coaches. They will teach bowlers how to do hat tricks.
Original Joke
Parliament is the only forum where 'motions' can be passed in public and its considered normal.
Original Joke
Interviewee: I am self driven individual.
Interviewer: How did you come to this office?
Interviewee: Taxi.
Interviewer: How did you come to this office?
Interviewee: Taxi.
Original Joke
All umpires and referees should apply fairness cream and come for officiating matches.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Original Joke
Since a player can use both feet while playing football, the game can be renamed feetball.
Original Thriller Movie
A hair raising story of a hare going up an elevator. Sequel movie will show hair growth in super slow motion for 2 hours.
Original Observation
If 'hide and seek' was an Olympic sport will WADA have a 'whereabouts' clause from them also?
Original Joke
Q) Which types of questions are asked in entrance exam for fashion courses?
A) Only MATCH THE FOLLOWING
A) Only MATCH THE FOLLOWING
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Original tamil joke
Q) Why cant any South Indian chutney be displayed in a museum?
A) Because in a museum, things are not to be touched and all chutneys are for TOTTUKA.
A) Because in a museum, things are not to be touched and all chutneys are for TOTTUKA.
Original joke
Q) How can a watchman protect something without being present?
A) He can simply KEEP A WATCH on it.
A) He can simply KEEP A WATCH on it.
Original motor law
If someone has 'L' sticker for more than 6 months, then sticker should be changed to 'NL' = Not Learning.
Original joke
Q) Why should court buildings not have terrace?
A) Because no one should be above the law.
A) Because no one should be above the law.
Original joke
Q) What is the difference between lawyers and lovers?
A) Lawyers go to court. Lovers court each other.
A) Lawyers go to court. Lovers court each other.
Original joke
Q) Why was there too much noise outside sports goods factory?
A) Because they were making a RACQUET.
A) Because they were making a RACQUET.
Original thought
When parliaments are dissolved, are they dissolved in water, oil or any other solvent?
Original Joke
Q) Which are the forest's most untrusted animals?
A) Fly by night operators like owl, bat etc.
A) Fly by night operators like owl, bat etc.
Breaking news
BT Brinjal not to be introduced in India. However, some people protest. They want Brinjal BT to be banned instead.... Baingan BharTa
Original Joke
Q) Why do most people take East Coast Road (ECR) from Chennai to Pondicherry?
A) Because it is the 'easier' route.
A) Because it is the 'easier' route.
Original thought
A sea plane never makes a landing. It makes a watering. A plane taking off from a warship makes a shipping on return.
Original Joke
Q) Why is there a big market for economy class flight travel in India?
A) Because India is a growing 'economy'.
A) Because India is a growing 'economy'.
Original Joke
Q) Why was an old rabbit black in colour?
A) Rabbit tried to hide age by applying HARE colour
A) Rabbit tried to hide age by applying HARE colour
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Original business joke
Q) Why did Saint Gobain decide to locate its plant in Sriperumbudur?
A) Because it is near 'Kaanch'ipuram (Hindi)
A) Because it is near 'Kaanch'ipuram (Hindi)
Original Joke
Q) Why were the curtains not drawn before the concert?
A) Because they were embroidered.
A) Because they were embroidered.
Original Joke
Q) Why was there no curtain raiser for a concert?
A) Because the curtains opened sideways.
A) Because the curtains opened sideways.
Original Joke
You can be heartbroken if you have a heart of gold or stonehearted. In most other cases your heart will be torn because it is made of soft tissue.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Original Joke
Q) How do you know if a pet is religious or not?
A) Simple. The more it eats the more religious it is. Since it is doing PET POOJA....
A) Simple. The more it eats the more religious it is. Since it is doing PET POOJA....
Original Joke
Q) Why did CFO print financial results on back of his shirt after posting record profits?
A) Because he wanted to give himself a PAT (Profit aAfter Tax) on the back.
A) Because he wanted to give himself a PAT (Profit aAfter Tax) on the back.
Original Joke
Q) What was the main dish served in canteen of dance festival?
A) Mexican NACHOS (Dance in Hindi)
A) Mexican NACHOS (Dance in Hindi)
Original Joke
New Super Hero called MANGOMAN. Or Aam Aadmi (Common Man) in Hindi. He will eat Mango and save common man from day to day issues like inflation, healthcare, education etc.
Original Market Research Joke
Q) What will be excluded from market research reports made by an unethical research company?
A) Mean. Because for an unethical firm the MEANS dont matter.
A) Mean. Because for an unethical firm the MEANS dont matter.
Original Joke
There are some professions where PRESSURE is required for performing properly.....
Chef & Clothes Ironing
Chef & Clothes Ironing
Original Company Policy
During monsoon there would be no SUNday. All employees to report to office. Same applies for all cloudy days. Exception: Anyone with the name Sunny, Kiran, Surya etc. are allowed to bunk office and play Hide and Seek on that day.
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