Q) When a bus breaks down, why do people in other buses not come out to help?
A) Because “Who unke ‘bus’ main nahin hai”
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Original Joke
Q) Why is lemon juice cheap and associated with the masses?
A) Because it is for the ‘layman’ on the streets.
A) Because it is for the ‘layman’ on the streets.
Original Joke
Q) Rotis made in India and other developing countries are typically of which flavour?
A) Rose Flavour. Because ‘Rozey Roti Kaa Sawaal Hai’
A) Rose Flavour. Because ‘Rozey Roti Kaa Sawaal Hai’
Original Joke
Q) What happens when one is not able to go to Gym for many days continuously?
A) Your workout is not working out.
A) Your workout is not working out.
Original Joke
Q) Man got full body X-Ray done. The X-Ray showed only one hand and not the other. Why?
A) Because it was a second hand machine.
A) Because it was a second hand machine.
Original Joke
Q) You cannot find any goats in Bali, Indonesia. Why?
A) Because they are already ‘Bali ka Bakra’
A) Because they are already ‘Bali ka Bakra’
Original Joke
Q) Where should all education and training institutes conduct classes?
A) Inside Pick-up Trucks like Tata 207. Then students will pick-up things easily.
A) Inside Pick-up Trucks like Tata 207. Then students will pick-up things easily.
Original Recession Joke
Q) This summer, despite the heat one thing has remained frozen. What?
A) Recruitments
A) Recruitments
Original Joke
Q) In Tamil Nadu, while playing carom, people don’t use Boric Acid, they use Chilly Powder. Why?
A) Chilly Powder = Hot & Spicy = Kaaram in Tamil language
A) Chilly Powder = Hot & Spicy = Kaaram in Tamil language
Original Joke
Q) We are planning to recruit a person called ‘Jim’ at our office. Why?
A) Then we can brag that we have ‘Gym’ in office.
A) Then we can brag that we have ‘Gym’ in office.
Original Joke
A business conglomerate called Black Hole Group of Companies…
Black Hole Warehousing Pvt. Ltd.: You can send stuff to store but won’t get it back
Black Hole Bank: You can deposit money but can’t withdraw
Black Hole Hotel: As the famous lines go…. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave
Black Hole Warehousing Pvt. Ltd.: You can send stuff to store but won’t get it back
Black Hole Bank: You can deposit money but can’t withdraw
Black Hole Hotel: As the famous lines go…. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave
Cpaitalism at its best?
Just as I was digging into a Rs. 212 + plus tax veg submarine in an airport cafe in India.... visible through the glass of the airport building was the sight of construction workers balancing themselves on what looked like highly unsafe scaffolding. Does an airport become world class only by the expensive granite used, number of shops, number of terminals and the short length of queues? Does it not matter how the airport was built? Will it be any surprise if these construction workers feel frustrated with their plight when others are enjoying themselves inside? And would it be any surprise if one day, one of them revolt?
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