Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Original Joke

Q) Given the long queues what should auto gas be renamed in India as?

A) 'Go Bhar' Gas

Original Dichotomy Situation

Farmer's cows go missing. Farmer goes to police to register complaint. Policeman says I will keep searching till cows come home. Farmer says if cows come home then why search?

Monday, December 12, 2011

Original Observation

'Moody's' seems to be a not so good name for an objective unbiased ratings company.

Original Spiritual

Q) What did quitting employee going on spiritual journey say to boss in resignation mail?

A) Find attached my detachment from this world.

Original Joke

Q) Why did the 'Phone a Flower' delivery service fail?

A) Because they were delivering only Call-i-flower.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Original Observation

We are all hard pressed to leave office. We press 'Push to Exit' on automatic door and leave everyday.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Original Joke

Q) What did struggling artist do to overcome difficult circumstances?

A) Draw a salary.