Non Original Sentence Found on Internet

I will hit you so hard even Google will not be able to find you.

Original Movie

Q) What movie could be made on a kid who likes to snore while sleeping?

A) KHARRATE (Hindi) Kid

Original Joke

Q) Who do nocturnal animals pray to?

A) THE ALNIGHTY

Original Joke

Q) What juice do positive thinking people drink?

A) MODULI JUICE. Moduli = Pomegranate in Tamil.

Original Innovation

A new device for hair growth. It will be called HAIRING AID. All other details to be worked out soon.