A) 'Go Bhar' Gas
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Original Dichotomy Situation
Farmer's cows go missing. Farmer goes to police to register complaint. Policeman says I will keep searching till cows come home. Farmer says if cows come home then why search?
Monday, December 12, 2011
Original Observation
'Moody's' seems to be a not so good name for an objective unbiased ratings company.
Original Spiritual
Q) What did quitting employee going on spiritual journey say to boss in resignation mail?
A) Find attached my detachment from this world.
Original Joke
Q) Why did the 'Phone a Flower' delivery service fail?
A) Because they were delivering only Call-i-flower.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Original Observation
We are all hard pressed to leave office. We press 'Push to Exit' on automatic door and leave everyday.
Friday, December 2, 2011
Original Joke
Q) What did struggling artist do to overcome difficult circumstances?
A) Draw a salary.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Original Joke
Q) Which advanced feature is available in airport tarmac bus but not in airplane?
A) Central Locking
A) Central Locking
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Original Joke
Q) Why do tennis players not take any responsibility?
A) Because they are experts at putting ball in other's court.
Original Email Disclaimer
The info in the mail is confidential and may be legally privileged. If you are not the addressee then kill yourself. Anything happens because of this mail its your fault. All the best.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Original Joke
Q) Who should be incharge of spectrum auction from now on?
A) Cricketer 'Ray Price' of Zimbabwe
A) Cricketer 'Ray Price' of Zimbabwe
Original Joke
Fake pilots are being caught in India. Okay, but what about fake plane............... ATR
Original Joke
Q) What did papa lizard say to spoilt son?
A) Son, we are always up against the wall So keep your feet on the ground.
A) Son, we are always up against the wall So keep your feet on the ground.
Original Observation
We put OUT OF OFFICE AUTO REPLY on our office ID. Why dont we put OUT OF HOME AUTO REPLY on our personal ID?
Original Real Estate Investor
I have great love for my country and motherland. So I invest in real estate.
Original Observation
Buttermilk at airport: 70 rupees
Nimbooz at airport: 50 rupees
2 idlis at airport: 70 rupees
Full stomach at airport: Priceless
Nimbooz at airport: 50 rupees
2 idlis at airport: 70 rupees
Full stomach at airport: Priceless
Original Observation
In airline announcements in India, they address men and women as 'devion' aur 'sajjano' (Goddess and Gentlmen) and not 'devion' and 'devtaaon' (Goddess and God).
Original TV Show
BIG BOSS CORPORATE EDITION
Employees to be kept in office for days together. Cant go home. Only work all day.
Employees to be kept in office for days together. Cant go home. Only work all day.
Original Joke
Q) Which animal will not watch 'Zindagi Na milegi Dobara'?
A) Cat. Maybe it will watch in its 9th life.
A) Cat. Maybe it will watch in its 9th life.
Original Observation
DOUBLE DIP used to be associated with good things like chocolate. Now it means recession...
Original Joke
Q) Why do painters dont have many close friends?
A) Because they know where to draw the line.
A) Because they know where to draw the line.
Original New Product
Similar to sensitivity relief toothpase, there needs to be a sensitivity relief soap. It will make user immune to everything.
Original Observation
VICE is immoral or wicked behaviour. Then why is VICE PRESIDENT such a favoured designation?
Original Joke
Since Indians have made significant contributions to use of ZERO mathematics, here's dedicating a song based on a new ad from a two wheeler company.... HUM MAIN HAI ZEROOOOOO.....
Original Observation
Mumbai Indians allowed to play 5 foreign players. If there is one more injury to an Indian player they might rename the team Mumbai Foreigners.
Original Question
There is Nungambakkam High Road, Poonamallee High Road in Chennai? Why are there no Low Roads?
Original Observation
Q) What will happen if Hard Rock Cafe serves idli?
A) Wont be successful. Hard Rock Idli is not a good idea.
A) Wont be successful. Hard Rock Idli is not a good idea.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Original Observation
Fruits and vegetables grown in Bellary should be naturally fortified with iron.
Original Joke
Q) Why is hot spot technology no tbeing used in ICC World Cup?
A) Because in Indian summer, it will not work. During day matches entire bat will be a hot spot, not just the point of impact.
A) Because in Indian summer, it will not work. During day matches entire bat will be a hot spot, not just the point of impact.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Original observation
TV ads showing picture clarity are not of much use because people see it on their own TV. If your own TV is bad, you wont be able to see the picture clarity on the TV being advertised. If your own TV is good and you are able to see the clarity of the TV being advertised, then you dont need to buy a TV in any case...
Original observation
If Cadburys decides to locate its factory in a large house, will it become a home made chocolate?
Original Joke
Govt. has decided to auction all electromagnetic radiation. Now we will have to pay for being out in the sun, seeing, using remote, using microwave, listening to radio etc.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Number Portability
Number portability in other areas.
Bus Routes: Same route number but bus will go wherever it likes.
House Address: Go anywhere in India with same house number.
Anti Number Portability: Change your number with same service provider. Just like that.
Bus Routes: Same route number but bus will go wherever it likes.
House Address: Go anywhere in India with same house number.
Anti Number Portability: Change your number with same service provider. Just like that.
Original Joke
Breaking News on TV.
Cabinet Reshuffle: The position of cupboards in PM's house were changed.
Cabinet Reshuffle: The position of cupboards in PM's house were changed.
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